Arnie: The Fishiest Guy in Oregon

This story is about a guy in Oregon named Arnie, who loves to fish. In fact, he loves to fish so much that he sometimes uses his wife as bait.

Here is a photo of Arnie in the kitchen preparing to use his beloved daughter as bait:

Preparing bait for a fishing trip

The fishiest guy in Oregon, without a doubt, is Arnie. He eats fish, breathes fish, and if it were possible, he would fish while at work in his print shop.

Some of his trophies include this giant catch: Arnie: the fishiest guy in Oregon

Oops! Well, he tried to catch the fish, but apparently the fish got the best of him, so now he is known as Arnie: the fishiest guy in Oregon who can't catch a fish, but instead, fish catch him!